Tuesday, November 29, 2005

(F) Inwardly Mobile, pt.1

Conner Vim crossed the spacious quadrangle that abutted the south base of the Core Towers just as Tower Seven eclipsed the last of the day’s sun. The windows that spired six hundred-some stories overhead began nano-phasing opaque in response — hoarding the day’s heat as insulation from the impending bitter chill.

It was that unique time of day when the entire plaza was cast in an aquamarine haze. Mirrored edifices reflected the sunset and silver hovercraft flitting across the horizon. Giant, leafy trees stood sentinel along the manicured, riverside promenade, silently pendulating in the breeze and filtering long, prismatic shadows across the ground. Vendors stepped out from their leaded kiosks to intercept Tower residents on their way home from work — beckoning gestures flickering in the failing light.

Tikara D’poth, a wizened old Yashurian that sold miscellaneous off-world curios and exotic delectables, stopped Conner. “Mistuh Veem, Mistuh Veem,” the leather-skinned man croaked, emerging from the elongating shadow of his kiosk. Conner turned, an amiable smile broadening genuinely across his face.

“Good evening, Tikara. Lovely sunset, isn’t it?” Conner extended a hand to the man, giving him a light chuck on his frail shoulder.

“Yessuh. Lovely evening second only to beautiful morning, me right? Tomorrow big day, you yes?”

Conner laughed politely, his eyes fixed on the old vendor with typical Coregazer intensity. “Thank you, Tikara, for remembering. That’s very kind. Yes, tomorrow morning is my final interview for Ring One. As you can imagine, I am very excited.”

“I know, I know, Mistuh Veem. That why I get you something so special, you look?” The old man flashed crooked teeth and stooped behind the far side of his counter. He reached into a compartment hidden from Conner’s view and shuffled through what sounded like broken glass, cursing gutturally in his native Tu’phur. He straightened and walked forward cupping a small, crescent-shaped obsidian box — his eyes radiating pride and anticipation.

“Now, Tikara, that’s much too kind. You didn’t need to get me anything. I know how you struggle to get by, and I certainly don’t need any presents. I have everything I need.” Conner raised a hand as if to halt the vendor’s approach. Tikara thrust a bony finger forward and shook his head vigorously.

“No stopping me now, suh. I get this special for you. You once tell me your favorite fruit this one. Very hard for me to find. Years me look. Five days ago I find, just in time for your move to Ring One. My daughters say I’m crazy to keep looking for this. I tell them I very lucky have good customuh like you.”

The Yashurian extended the gift toward Conner with sharp-elbowed arms, casting his eyes down humbly. Joy exuded from the old trader. He clearly had been waiting for this moment for some time.

Conner bowed slightly in acknowledgement as he received the dark box. Returning his smile to Tikara, he placed his palm on the man’s cheek in the odd way Gazers showed connection. For those outside the Towers, the gesture was awkwardly intimate and usually misconstrued. Tikara, being a Tower vendor for nearly forty years, was used to the contact and took it as a sign of true gratitude. “You open now, Mistuh Veem,” he whispered warmly.

Conner removed the lid reverently. Hypercold gel state-shifted to mist as it evacuated from the seams of the box and dissipated with a sigh. Slowly, he unwrapped a small purple fruit from amidst the cyan tissue inside. The fruit was approximately the same shape as its crescent case until Conner removed it and held it in his left hand. Sensing his warmth, the fruit contracted into a tight sphere and tiny polypoid creatures erupted from all along its surface. The fruit began to shift perceptibly in his grasp as the microscopic worm-phytes coursed between the moist skin of the fruit and the flesh of his palm.

Tikara squealed as his years of scheming, searching and negotiating paid off. He rasped, “It is sh’anta fruit. Better, it sealed in larval stage, two maybe three days before it blossom. It packed in hypercold three weeks ago. My cousin bring it in on last freighter, sneak it past quarantine, bring it to me. Now I give it to you, Mistuh Veem so that you may enjoy it at moment it blossom, just as you blossom to Ring One, you see?” Tears welled in his eyes as he looked up at Conner expectantly.

Conner set the fruit atop the case’s bottom half, the purple orb now too engorged with larva to fit back inside. He placed the fruit and case gently on Tikara’s counter and took the vendor’s face softly in both hands. “Sh’tan D’poth,” Conner began, using the formal honorific Tikara’s people usually reserved for births and periods of mourning. “I thank you for your gift and for the genuine affection you have displayed in bringing it here. I shall remember this act for as long as I am able.”

“However, to be true to the Core and myself, I must tell you that I do not like sh’anta fruit. I believe that your recollection of me telling you it is my favorite fruit is in error. I am deathly allergic to all fruit grown offworld.”

The Yashurian’s jaw slackened and his eyes slowly wandered over Conner’s shoulder. His sight blurrily fixed on the remaining sliver of sun wedged between the tapering peaks of the transport complex.

“Tikara, my friend. It is with deep regret that I must return this gift to you. I could take it with me and feign as if I were going to anxiously devour it upon return to my apartment, but that be would planting a falsehood in your heart and I wish no such disease take root in your good and honest soul. I ask that you take this sh’anta fruit and sell it for the handsome profit I’m sure you could make. Or, better yet, enjoy its rare succulence yourself.”

Tikara staggered back a bit and leaned against the edge of his kiosk. His face was ashen, enhanced by the final setting of the sun. “You…you told me this your favorite fruit, Mistuh Veem. You told me…”

Conner’s hands returned to his sides and his voice became more resolute, cold. “No, good friend. I did not. Telling you such a thing would be a lie and grounds for eviction from the Towers. It would make no sense for me to say such a thing about an insignificant item such as a fruit.”

Tikara recoiled from the stark honesty as if struck by a cobra. The silence that was uncomfortable only for the crestfallen Yashurian was shattered by the six o’clock augury chimes. Their warm, swollen tones resounded off the neighboring buildings and sent the hundreds of Core residents mingling about the quadrangle coursing toward their respective entrances. It was one hour until Exposure.

Conner shouldered his work satchel and turned toward Tower Four. “I do thank you for your kindness, Tikara. I hope that you understand that this is the only way it can be.” As he was swept up in the surging stream of residents, his shoulder bag grazed the side of Tikara D’poth’s modest kiosk, sending the rare sh’anta fruit crashing to the plaza floor in a burst of shattered obsidian and writhing purple slush. The shriveled vendor didn’t reach down to catch it. He didn’t even look in its direction. The damage was already done. The loss paled in comparison.

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Sunday, November 27, 2005

Thanks given

Amazing what four days off feels like and how regenerative it can be. The Thanksgiving break was perfectly-timed...a welcome break from the previous 6-8 weeks of intense grind and a moment of calm before the coming storm that is the end of the year. I was able to recalibrate pretty effectively; get all kinds of family and "me" time in and get pumped up for the push to 2006.

Highlights of this long weekend included:

1) Thanksgiving among friends. We spent Thursday with the Michelles, the Lyons and all their respective offspring. For the first time since we've been in California, we had a Thanksgiving with someone other than our own little clan. The kids had a lot of fun, we had good grown-up time (replete with spectacular edibles) and it was generally quite nice. I still managed to get sufficient vegetative time this weekend, so I didn't need need to slog through the post-meal tryptophan coma.

2) Return to Warcraft. Most of the "me" time referred to above centered on my return to WOW. I've been itching to go back for a few months now, and I took the occasion of the long weekend to test the waters. Let me tell you, the waters are still warm. Our Moonwell Dancers guild is full of apparent WOW-lifers, so I was welcomed back at intervals over the four days by friendly voices (actually, lines of chat text). Also met some cool new guildies and managed to rack up two levels in three days. Better than my last two months prior to putting my account in the cryo tank back in June. It's good to be back. Sometimes I think I'm a better virtual socializer than IRL (in real life, for the uninitiated). It's nice to exist purely in the rarified air of the Internetherworld on occasion.

3) Saw Zathura. Good flick. Nice message for the girls. All in all, refreshingly entertaining.

4) Helped Syd with her Amazing Inventions project. Syd is participating in an inventions contest at school. We've been brainstorming the past few weeks and set aside this weekend to build the display. In a nutshell, Syd conceived of a book finding system that consists of scanners placed on bookshelves. Intended for libraries and bookstores, the proposed system automatically locates misshelved books and generates a list of them for employees to retrieve and re-shelve. A pretty heady concept for a second grader, I must say, and much more plausible than the "robot that makes food in five seconds so kids don't have to stand in line for lunch." I would've had trouble building that one, I fear. We've actually had a great time working on it and I can tell Syd revels in the bonding time. As do I. Her presentation is on December 5. If she wins some level of prize there, she could go on to compete at a district level. Neither of us have any expectations about that, but the endeavor has definitely been fun so far.


That's about it. Just wanted to document all of this before I go back to work and to the awaiting rollercoaster ride that will be December.

Stay tuned to this channel for further developments...

Sunday, November 20, 2005

Bookending the weekend

Friday night, we finally watched Team America World Police. It had been here in a Netflix pit stop for about three weeks. Completely raunchy, irrefutably far right-leaning and a riot. Also a pretty amazing display of marionette-work. Undoubtedly the biggest puppet epic ever.

Monday night, Arizona opens the season against Kansas in the Maui Invitational. Never a team to shy away from a brutal schedule, the Wildcats will need to prove if they're up to their preseason top 7 ranking. It's set to TiVo. Makes me long for the days of Fall and the walk across campus to McKale Center. Also makes me reminisce about Maui and wondering what it would be like see a big college basketball game in that tiny Lahaina gymnasium. I crave to return to Maui again, with or without children in tow. The beach, the soul-soothing sound of the surf pervasive throughout the night, the best fish I've ever had (ono), the rum and POG juice, Cheeseburgers in Paradise, the incredible greenness of everything.

A lot of work to be done this week. New frontiers, but still...I do love to think back on those memories that run deep. If we don't speak sooner (which is likely given my workload), have a great Thanksgiving.

Saturday, November 19, 2005

Passing in the night

Captain's log, 1:16am. It's been almost two weeks since my last entry. So much has been happening, it's reached that point where catching up is almost too intimidating of a proposition. Still, I'll shake off the rust here in the wee hours of November 19th.

Work continues to go very well. I'm still basking in a bit of afterglow after closing a $69,000 sale today...almost single-handedly. It is a full-on video production for a consumer electronics product that will see me directing a 60-second commercial, replete with green screen studio shooting, visual effects and pro talent. It will largely consume me for the rest of the year but will stand as a monumental milestone on our march to bigger and better video projects. Perhaps en route to actual broadcast distribution!

Including that deal, we closed about $100,000 of business in the past 24 hours. Not too friggin' shabby!

Other goings on...

Now that I'm close enough to the date, I feel like I can write safely about an event I'll be attending the first week of December. I haven't blogged about it yet for paranoia of it being Google-ified and spoiling the plotted surprise. (Yeah, like so many people read JabberDrew. Get over myself, I know.) On December 3, I'll be flying to Phoenix for the surprise 75th birthday of Mr. Bill Ferrell -- my high school AP English and drama teacher, and the single-most influential educator I've ever had the pleasure of learning from. There probably isn't a month that has gone by since I graduated from Apollo in 1987 that some fragment of a memory of him hasn't crossed my consciousness. Literally.

A few weeks ago, his daughter contacted me via email. She was putting together a party for him, and Corey Niner evidently suggested my name. I jumped on the opportunity immediately. A few months back, I actually set off to Google-locate Mr. Ferrell, but to no avail. I've often wondered if he was still teaching, or when he, in fact, hung it up. I've also wondered if I'd ever have the opportunity to tell him just how significant and profound the impact he had on my life was. Now that I'll get that chance, I'm thrilled. But you know me; I've got to make sure I say it in the most eloquent fashion possible. I'm sure the speech obsession will kick in during the Thanksgiving break. There's a part of me that fears he won't remember me, or that he'll look shockingly old. But as long as he has one working ear, I intend to bend it with my heartfelt gratitude. I'll definitely let you know how the party goes.

Two weeks later, we'll be doing the Arizona Christmas Tour 2005. Over the weekend of the 16-19, we'll be visiting with all the Simpsons and Groves/Mehls for our rapid induction Christmas experience in Phoenix. We'll drive out on Friday the 16th...the day the girls break for their three-week holiday recess. Two days with Groves, two days with the Simpsons and then back to finish off 2005.

To finish with a flourish, we just made reservations to stay at the Grand Californian at Disneyland the night of the 23rd. We'll spend Lori's birthday there Friday night, and then visit the Magic Kingdom in all its holiday-decorated splendor on Christmas Eve day and evening. When we stayed at the Paradise Pier hotel for Emelie's fourth birthday, the kids absolutely loved it. It's kind of neat just staying in a hotel with them...even if it's close to home. Just the sense of getting away is nice. When we were there last year, we walked through the Grand Californian and instantly wanted to stay there. It's all decked out in early 20th Century Arts & Crafts movement style. At Christmas, it should be particularly cool. The room even has bunk beds for the girls. (Emelie has reluctantly accepted that Syd gets the top bunk.) We're definitely looking forward to that weekend.

Truth is, those little excursions will be well-earned. I've been working 6-day weeks for about three or four in a row now. And with this video project commencing, it'll probably be that way straight through to CES in January. But the really exciting news is that we've been taking huge chunks out of the business loan and (knock on wood) we have a very real chance of paying it off this year.

Yes, the $175,000 albatross may finally be cut free. With a payment we're just about to make, we'll be close to only $25,000 left. That blinding flash you see is light at the end of the f#@*ing tunnel! Home prices are getting shaky. House ads are starting to pop up with "Just Reduced" leads...for the first time since we've lived here. Interest rates are creeping up and mortgage defaults are about to start popping everywhere like so many champagne bubbles. Soon all the interest-only loan suckers and people who gave their right A.R.M. will be panicking, and that's when Lori and I will get fully Pavlovian, salivating at the chance to pounce on a home.

The proposition of being in our own home for Christmas of 2006 is very real. And with that, I bid you good night. I'll savor the sweet dreams for myself tonight. You can have some tomorrow.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Kitchygoogoo-AHA!

Well, my friends, the answer is seven days. Seven days for the search engine world to find my modest blog about "kitchygoogoo." Admittedly, I haven't checked their listings for the past two nights, but I know they weren't up on Sunday night. So it could've been only five days.

To my surprise (but reaffirming that it's a good thing I'm not a gambling man), Google wasn't the winner as I anticipated. As of tonight, Google still hasn't indexed me. Impudent megalomaniacal bastards. MSN and Yahoo! tied. They could've come in at two different times, but since they share the same Yahoo! feed (until MSN launches its own proprietary algorithm imminently), there's a good chance they showed up at the same time.

I'll give the nod to MSN, however, since it chose to index two entries from my modest blog. See below.


So I'm chronicled in the annals of search engine history -- for now, the proud owner of the only indexed site in all Webdom about "kitchygoogoo".

All in all, it was an interesting little Internexperiment for me. If it wasn't for you, may I suggest you reread the slogan in my masthead?

I never promised you a friggin' rose garden.

Sunday, November 06, 2005

Saturday night fever

My idea of a hot Saturday night date? Working from 11am Saturday to 2am Sunday...straight through. Joy. Such is the price of progress and unprecedented momentum having its way with me. The sound you hear is Binary Pulse preparing to fire its solid rocket boosters and achieve escape velocity. Next stop: near-Earth orbit.

This is Major Drew to Ground Control. I'm stepping through the door. And I'm floating in the most peculiar way. And the stars look very different today.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Kitchygoogoo and the great search engine race

Here's the idea: pick a word that returns no hits on any search engines. I've selected "kitchygoogoo". As of 10:39 on November 2nd, there are zero listings for said word on Google, Yahoo or MSN.

Then, post a meaningless blog about kitchygoogoo.

Then, see which search engine crawls and lists it first. (I have my money on Google.)

Play along. Check for kitchygoogoo on your own and see just how JabberDrew truly changes the world around it.

I came up with this little experiment earlier and was then even further inspired when I saw that the blog I put up on October 28th is already listed at this odd site. Seems there's some mechanism out there that has automatically tallied all the blogs that have linked back to the new WOW site. Like anyone would care or know to look for such a site.

Ahh, the amazing machinations of this InterBlogosphereWebzone we live in.