Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Sprout to sloth

This morning, Lori remarked how ravenous Sydney's appetite has been lately. "Must be a growth spurt," we agreed.

Got me longing for the days when eating whatever I wanted and sleeping 14 hours a night was acceptable. When did "he's just growing" turn into "what a fat, lazy slob"?

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Midnight blessings

I first reflected on the relative luxury of my profession about nine years ago. One day, while still in Scottsdale, I was driving back from lunch during the peak of July. Across the street from our office, a few dozen construction workers were laboring on a four-story medical complex being erected. They were moving across the exposed steel skeleton of the structure in what was probably 110-degree heat...mirage vapors wafting off the asphalt. I could only imagine the blast-furnace intensity of the girders boiling up through their steel-toed boots...the oppressive, brain-cooking sun permeating their hard hats.

I returned to my desk with smoothie in hand, setting down to craft a magazine ad with research, inspiration and a healthy dose of constructive daydreaming. They endeavored with nail guns and concrete mixers. My toolbox was filled with Photoshop and Quark.

That day, I thanked the Powers That Be for my good fortune. Not that I was/am any better than those who make a living with muscle and sweat. Far from it. Just a different experience that, even though it can be a deadline-straining, gut-wrenching assault at times, doesn't pose the physical threat that hard labor does. If I fall during my day, it's out of my chair, not from a fifth story. If I hurt anything, it's my mouse wrist and not my neck, back or spleen.

I was thankful that day. And I was reminded recently to still be thankful. As often as I am prone to bemoaning late hours and daily stress, I will never be trapped in my office in the dark, the smell of toxic fumes filling my sinuses, carbon monoxide levels tunneling my vision as I mumble incoherent prayers to see my children again while my limbs slowly go numb. My family will never have to huddle together in the rain, awaiting rescue crews to retrieve my body from some narrow, muck-filled crevice beneath my desk. And I will never get black lung from writing too much copy.

My heart goes out to the coal miners and their families who live with that humbling threat every day...and profoundly during the past month. All of us should heed the wakeup call that there are people who put more than just their welfare on the line when they punch the clock. Soldiers do...their sacrifice is tacitly understood by all. But there are so many others who thanklessly battle on different frontlines – lines drawn deep beneath muddy West Virginia mountains or balanced precariously atop wind-blown high rises.

To all the miners, construction workers, powerline crews, snowplow drivers (not to mention police, fire and rescue professionals)...this point and click is for you.

Global perspective

Wrapping up here and I thought I'd share what someone at work mentioned to me earlier today and I finally had the chance to play with: Google Maps. Holy crap!

I found every house I've ever lived in, down to driveway-level detail. Absolutely freaking amazing. Try it. You can even enter your address and the thing will put a flag on your house (or pretty close to it.) Be sure to click "Hybrid" in the upper right corner of the map for the best effect. Find your homes, schools and stomping grounds. They're all there (some images appear to be captured months or years in the past, awaiting a refresh from busy satellites.) Then zoom across the world and find airstrips in Malta and swimming pools in the Outback.

Then take a moment to appreciate what this represents. That in a moment of casual curiosity, you can view more cartographic information than two trillion Magellans and Columbuses could ever hope to detail had they been immortal and born in the Cretaceous era.

The thing is fluid and stunningly detailed. This technology is bristling around us, sometimes unbeknownst to us. Take a moment to soak it in. You may just get a bird's eye view of some place you'd thought you'd never see again...and see just how far we've come.

Monday, January 23, 2006

If I had eight arms

If I had eight arms, I still wouldn't be able to:
1) get all my work done
2) work out enough
3) write a novel
4) hug my children enough
And I am nowhere close with merely two. :(

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Rust never sleeps

Good 2006 to you, Mr. and Mrs. Y'all. It is time for me to loose the chains of stagnation and trip the light blogtastic. I have been remiss for the better part of two months, spitting out only a handful of blabber (or jabber) during the month of December. And here, halfway through January, I have nothing to show despite my best intentions.

So I set out tonight solely to shake free the rust. To lube the mental cogs and set them to motion once again. *Ka-chink, sputter, cough, wheeze, whir, hum*

I am nearly done with the behemoth recap of Christmas I set myself up for. Stay tuned for a 76-photo miniseries on OCMehls, brought to you by Delusions of Grandeur and More Than You Can Chew. All the heavy lifting is complete -- I just need to write the individual photo captions. Not an insurmountable task when there's eight or ten shots, but even I'm not that creative (or masochistic) to attempt to write 76 entertaining captions. I'll do my best.

I leave you with this...

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. - Mark Twain